Animal House: day at the ferret races

Decades before getting to the Animal House, in sunny coast city, I grew up in rural Herefordshire.
To the outsider, it’s a mysterious county to go to, packed with distinctive customs and native pastimes to enliven a vicinity of Middle European nation wherever, on the surface of things, little or no really happens.

It’s a ferociously bucolic space, symbolised by the proud beef cattle bull. nonetheless there’s method|a far} smaller beast that’s become somewhat emblematic of the Herefordshire way of life.

Exhibit A is that this fully real image spherical from an area public house quiz.

Although I’m currently associate rare traveller to the ‘Shire, there’s one event that pulls American state back in year once year: the annual ferret athletics tournament.

Last national holiday was no exception, with the Animal House’s crack race team, Walter, Rhodri and Myfanwy heading on a road trip to the country. For the day they’d be responding solely to their official athletics names: the Welsh greyhound, Lance Armpong (who’s presently on a significant prescription of steroids) and mustelid Gummidge.

This piece has been it slow within the writing as a result of I can’t facilitate however feel reluctant to elevate the lid on the revered tradition just in case it unveil this cultural treasure to ridicule.

Yet if life has schooled American state something, it’s that you just can’t slip the words ‘ferret racing’ nonchalantly into oral communication while not facing a barrage of curiosity.

So here we have a tendency to go: your ferret athletics queries answered.

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Don’t the ferrets run away?

A ferret athletics track isn’t just a small-scale version of the course used for dogs or horses, my friend. Ferrets area unit raced in tubes. The ferret area unitna is essentially a series of pipes wherever race-ready weasels are denote into one finish and attain a box at the opposite.

Besides, ferrets do not run faraway from something. Ever.

Are they fast?

One of the best joys of ferret athletics is that the unpredictability of the game. typically one can streak ahead and also the leg are finished in seconds. 2 years agone the primary race was won by a powerful anomaly that not solely stormed to ending, however did therefore by shuffling the whole distance tail 1st. Some would decision that showing off although.

Yet it’s conjointly common for ferrets to improbably turn within the slender tunnel and head back to the beginning. additional usually than not, a minimum of one animal can flex for a sleep mid-tube, with excitable spectators shaking and rapping on the tunnel till the sleepy-eyed musteline emerges yawning to rhapsodic clapping.

The rule for a win is easy, although and universal to each ferret race I’ve attended: all four paws and a tail within the end box.

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Ferrets neck-and-neck at the finishing line

Do you win money?

Of course! Well, if your luck’s in. one in every of the foremost exciting aspects of ferret athletics is to put a game your mustelid of alternative and watch it romp to ending (or fall asleep) before aggregation your winnings.

For this purpose the ferrets area unit control aloft for review at the beginning – the equivalent of trotting horses around the arena pre-race.

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How does one get them within the tubes?

Ferrets, in general, love a tube and area unit all too happy to speed down one whenever chance presents.

Yet at the races, a custom of ‘ferret stretching’ has emerged. this can be wherever the human handler grasps their pet with one hand and use the opposite to carefully tease the protracted craniate into a veritable furred arrow, able to loose towards ending at most speed.

At the foremost recent ferret meet, one native lad had developed a singular stretching technique during which he dexterously twirled the ferret’s drooping body, rental g do the work of elongating his pet. I’m unsure if this improved his possibilities.

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Post-race the Animal House squad were pretty tired – however we’ll be back over the Welsh border next year to create certain the ‘international’ a part of Herefordshire’s International Ferret athletics stays legit.

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